New poems 4: A journey of joy and reflection

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A Barn Owl

A Barn Owl lives close to my home

I see him flying frequently on his nightly roam

Out to catch his dinner of that I have no doubt

It’s his twice nightly vigil after lights out

His gaze is fixed steely as he’s flying around

On some sort of prey running around on the ground

Sometimes he is lucky sometimes he misses out

So he continues his search around and about

His little round face is such a joy to see

And each night he calls out come and see me

It’s as though he knows that I am looking out my window

So he flies around noisily puts on quite a show

Such a graceful little chap his eyes shine in the dark

His little round white face barely carries a mark

His wings flash so elegantly when he is flying around

And he is very careful rarely lands on the ground

Always alert to the dangers he may face

As he majestically flies all around my place

I built his a nesting box high up for him as a home

In an old Oak Tree that stands near to my solitary home

It makes me feel happy to know he has a friend

Who watches out for him and will till his end

As he flies off into the night on his search for a meal

My feeling of emotion are hard to conceal

I always worry that he may not return

But I know he is resilient he’s had to learn

What the dangers are when he is flying high on the wing

Out trying find a meal a Vole or Mouse or anything

His beady eyes shining out in the dark

As he flies around in the nearby park

His wingspan looks fantastic thirty seven inches from tip to tip

And his fierce claws built with a tight grip

Once he catches his prey they cannot escape his clutches

He generally catches most that he touches

By morning he has disappeared flown of for a rest

Back to his box I built for him settle and rest

I nice to have a friend like my little Barn Owl

I look forward to catching sight of him on his late nightly prowl.

As I Wander

As I wander through life’s highway

Oblivious to the dangers that prevail

Whatever the weather may throw at me

Wind Rain Snow or Hail

I wonder what is in store for me

As I wend my merry way

I truly wonder just what

The Lord has in store for me today

As the Sun’s rays gently brush my uncovered arms

And spread warmth across my face

My mind wanders to another world

A far off distant place

It’s amazing what thoughts do occur

The mind’s eye is a wonderful place to be

Because it lets you be anywhere at any time

See things you thought you would never see

The road you travel can be mysterious

So many wonderful sights for you and me

It’s as though we are outside this world

Looking in at so much to see

The path may narrow at some point

You may see things you do not want to witness

But we learn to take it all in our stride

 We watch and wait to its final completeness

 

Our thoughts can occasionally play tricks on us

Which, makes this world of ours unique

We can see something we never actually saw

But we believe it nevertheless a form of our own critique

It’s like looking through life’s window

With the curtains opened wide

I cannot explain why this is so

But we all take a peek inside

Who knows what the future holds

None of us has a magic Crystal Ball

So let’s just be thankful for this world of ours

And enjoy its mysteries one and all

The Fractured Todger

Mr Smith a vain and obnoxious man

Overdid one hot steamy night in June

Making love passionately

Under the Stars and the Moon

 

Disturbed by a very large dog

Hid partner panicked and wanted to run

Who, leaping up, inadvertently kneed Mr Smith in the groin

Which caused damage he had rather had not of been done

 

So off to the doctors he did hurriedly go

With his todger well and truly bent

Moaning and groaning profusely

His love life suddenly well and truly spent

 

The Doctors receptionist Mrs O’Reilly called out next

So approaching the counter he did meekly smile

What’s wrong with you she said, eyeing up Mr Smith

Who was groaning and holding his groin all the while

 

Had an accident he replied, and it got bent

He whispered cautiously not wanting to be overheard

Speak up she bellowed loudly, don’t be shy

What got bent, Oh God, don’t be absurd

 

 

But it has he shouted temporarily forgetting his plight

With others in the waiting room now listening intently

I’ve definitely bent my thing-a-ma-gig quite badly

It all happened quite accidentally

 

A likely story said Mr’s O’Reilly

And into Dr Roberts he was sent

Who looked up and saw this man holding his groin

And then sat and listened intently to his predicament

 

Explaining how this misfortune happened

About making love and being disturbed

Flopping it out onto the table

The doctor now stared and looked quite perturbed

 

His todger was without doubt

Now well and truly bent

At an angle of forty five degrees half way down

And lent either way in the position it was sent

 

Mr’s Casey, the doctor’s new assistant

Who was the lady in question who caused this mishap

Screamed Oh my God, when she spotted the problem

Lurched forward quickly, slipped, and fell into Smith’s lap

 

 

 

A loud scream came from Mr Smith’s person

Who by now was distraught at the sight of his old chap

Now bent and bruised and aching

And leaking like an old kitchen tap

 

The scene was like an old pantomime farce

Because MR’s Casey had by now slipped to the floor

And hearing the commotion, racket and row

Mrs O’Reilly was now stood at the door

 

Mr Smith jumped up

His todger waving free in the air

With Doctor Roberts now creased up with laughter

Who promptly fell off his chair

 

The sight of Mr Smith’s anatomy

All battered and bent

As he ran out of the surgery cursing

No one knowing which way he went

 

When all gained their composures, a mystified look

Had overtaken the laughter that was rampant throughout

When everyone heard in the surgery

What all the fuss was about

 

 

 

Meanwhile Mr Smith, damaged todger and all

Had arrived back home by taxi no less

Into the bath for a jolly good soak

How he survived is anyone’s guess

The legend of Bertie Bucket

 

This is the story of Bertie Bucket

A highway man of daring and some notoriety

Who plied his trade around Rye and Hawkhurst

In 1740 but he was not that good you see

He came from a long line of Buckets

There were ten of them in all

His parents were a steadfast couple who had ten children

Five brothers, four sisters and one I cannot recall

He started stealing from an early age

About ten or twelve I think

He stole the purse of a well know judge

Which created such a stink

He ran away to the town of Rye

Where he found work as a stable boy

And learned to ride a horse quite well

And to be a Highway man was the ploy

So in a few years, five or six or so

He started his life of criminality

With his trusty new steed Old Bess a big black mare

They became a team you see

He rode the trails from Rye to Dungeness

Robbing Travellers Coaches and the like

The problem was the authorities

Never could find out where he would strike

 

On one such daring escapade

Everything went wrong that could

Whilst pulling his pistol from out of his belt

It went off and Bess galloped off into the nearby wood

It only just missed from shooting his toe off

 His boot was quite a mess

So off he went licking his wounds

In a state of great distress

A few days later he was back again

And tried to hold up a coach

But the coachman was not so easily scared

And Bertie was full of self reproach

But his luck ran out one fateful night

At the Tavern the old Mermaid Inn in Rye

He was captured by the local militia

He could not escape how hard he did try

He was up in court before the Judge

Whose  purse he had stolen years before

So he was sentenced to Hang as soon as it could be arranged

But a gale force wind broke down the court door

He leapt from the dock and was out in a flash

Grabbed a nearby horse and galloped away with speed

Out into the darkness never to be seen again

So any would be Highwaymen take heed.

The Moon is my Witness

 

The Moon is my witness

the night you said you loved me true

and twinkling stars looked down

and heard it too

 

Passing clouds carried the news

straight to my heart

which etched in your spoken words

that we would never part

 

A creeping Badger

looked up and frowned

seeing us together

not making a sound

Kissing and Cuddling

like lovers do

holding each other tightly

as a gentle wind blew

 

As the Moon is my witness

I will never forget

the look in your eyes

and will never regret

saying I love you

as was my reply

and I would never leave you

till the day I die

 

Those twinkling stars

have mapped out my heart

as our love reaches a crescendo

like cupids flying dart

you say that our love is forever

eternity at least

sat here in the wooded darkness

like Beauty and the Beast

The Weir

Down the lane, not far from home

A place where many children roam

There is a house that stands alone

Built in wonderful Dorset stone

By the side a river runs by

Winding, flowing, water level quite high

A footpath winds along by its side

Although the river is quite wide

On a bend, next to the house, a weir

Gushes water, fairly near

To the footpath where the children walk

Sometimes forgetful as they talk

Little Jenny Mayweather, just our years old

Walking with her mum, wrapped up warm against the cold

Was skipping and dancing near the river behind a hedge

And approached the weir too near the edge

Tripped and fell over the side

Her Mum screaming realizing she may have died

Taken by the water, at this point, a gushing, raging pool

But just by chance Tommy Blenkinsopp , on his way home from school

Heard the screams and ran, hearing Jenny’s name

To the point from whence the sound came

Seeing the girl going under the water for the last time

Raced to the edge and dived straight in, double quick time

With no thought to his own safety at all

He went under the water, like a cannon ball

Hearing the screams further help came and found

Mum shouting, she’s in the water, my god she’s drowned

As onlookers waited with baited breath on the bank

May realising what had happened their hearts sank

But just then Tommy surfaced with little Jenny under his arm

As the police arrived, someone had raised the alarm

Though not moving, she was saved by Tommy’s selfless act

Lucky for Jenny, he was the first to react

As they were dragged from the weir everyone cheered

As Jenny opened her eyes coughing and spluttering

Tommy walked away under his breath just muttering

About how stupid it was to walk by the weir

That someone would fall in was people’s greatest fear

Jenny’s mum looked round to thank Tommy Blenkinsopp

But he had walked away down to the village shop

Where his mum and dad ran the store

And soaking wet walked through the door

His mum went mad, what have you done

Thinking he had got soaked out having fun

Just then P C Jones walked through the door

As his Mum and Dad gave him what for

NO, No said P C Jones, he saved the day

Lucky for little Jenny he had walked home that way

Everyone by now had reached the door

And little Jenny stood in the door

A big smile upon her face

And cheers rang out all over the place

A life was saved thanks to Tommy’s brave act

And Jenny’s mum was thankful that’s a fact

So now there’s a fence along the pathway

To stop anything like this happening another day

And Tommy and Jenny, well guess what happened in later years

They fell in love, were married, many of the guests in tears

Because they remembered the day that Jenny nearly drowned

And how lucky it was Tommy was around

They lived happy ever after and that’s a fact

Just shows what can happen if you react

Quickly to any given situation that may occur in your daily life

And forward thinking can stop any most situations of strife

And prevent accidents from happening, like the message this one is sending

So always keep this thought in mind, not always is there a happy ending

THE LITLE GOTHIC SHOP

Down in the village

In the centre square

Lies a little Gothic Shop

People hardly know its there

 

Lanterns swing outside the door

A bell rings as you enter in

You are greeted by the owners smile

More like a cheeky grin

 

Yes, my dear the woman says

Holding out her hand

Covering each and every finger

With a silver band

 

Her rings are all unusual

None are very small

One has a little Lion on

She bought it from a market stall

 

As you look around the shop

At all its wondrous stock

Imagination runs away with you

Just like, you have had a shock

 

There’s Dragons, Wizards and the like

And Incense burning, it smells so right

Witches by the score abound

To some it could be quite a fright

 

The Dresses hanging in the alcove

Take your breath away

Majestic colours, Red Blues and Greens

In styles that look so gay

 

Fancy boots, some short some long

With laces by the score

There is even a Highwayman’s cloak

Hanging behind the door

 

On a shelf there’s giant’s castles

Where Wizards ply their trade

Along with their Frogs and Toads

It’s where the magic spells are made

All the unusual Jewellery and Ornaments

Are put out on display

For you to try on and look at

In the hope that you will pay

 

To take some of it away with you

A dress to wear, a fancy ring

Something that takes your eye

It could be anything

 

Well my dears the woman says

What can I sell you today?

Can’t let you in and out again

Without you have to pay

 

Her Earrings hang loosely down

Dangling from her ears

Dressed from head to foot in black

A true Goth through and through