Ballad of a Ragged Idiot
As I walk the streets, I shuffle along
Whistling a tune, singing a song
The hole in my trouser seat lets in the breeze
And my well darned socks are pulled up to my knees
The Sun shines down like gold coins on my face
And the wind blows my hair all over the place
Not that I have much, time has withered it away
So my bald patch shines brightly on a hot sunny day
My battered old boots have seen many a day, in and out
With holes in the soles the water comes in and pours out
But I trundle around, without a care
Doing odd jobs to earn a bob here and there
I sleep soundly at night lying under the stars
No drinking for me, no nightclubs or bars
With the Moon as my light bulb my bedrooms always lit
So I mostly sleep soundly, only snoring a bit
In the morning it’s a scrounge round for something to eat
Then I find a nice park bench; sit my bum on a seat
Good Morning, good morning I say as people pass by
Returned occasionally by an offensive remark, that I just let lie
It’s a long way from the trenches in the fields of Verdun long ago
Where I fought years earlier with my comrades in tow
Amongst the bullets and the blood crawling low across fields
To fight a war in which neither side yields
The mortars drop constantly, the bullets whiz by
As my comrades drop regularly, sadly to die
How long will this last we tend to ask each other
Will I ever return home to my wife and my mother
Sadly, many didn’t make it, back home at all
Lost their lives in the melee, their time ends where they fall
The Poppy Fields in France their last resting place
A symbol of their courage of the mountain they had to face
I was one of the lucky ones – I made it back
But the problem never ended, my outlook was black
Unable to fit in where I used to be in life
Failing to deal with the trouble and strife
Because of what I had seen and been through, always on my mind
Now I just wander the road sleeping where I can find
Somewhere suitable, anywhere I can leave my bad memories behind
Just a mere resemblance of my long ago man
Now a shadow in the wilderness with a dull outdoor tan
But the Poppies remind me of that time all those years past
Of the fallen friends and comrades that I lost in every bomb blast
The blood and the screams hard to erase from one’s mind
All these years later, hard to leave behind
But in my raggedy arse trousers and shoes full of holes
I still have a life, how good know one knows
But with the Sun and the Moon the Wind and the Rain
I will walk with a smile and enjoy life again
A matter of Time
Time is all we have
In this great world of ours
In between the Sun and Rain
And normal everyday showers
With the pollution from our motor cars
The Ozone layers cracked and holed
Causing global warming
Changing our weather from hot to cold
So how long will we have left?
When the climate change really takes place
And we have no protection from the Sun
It will burn and parch our face
Will little green men from other planets
Come to visit us and say
We are looking for a place to live
Because ours has disintegrated away
So we make the best of the time we have
Before it all comes to the inevitable end that nature has in store
As day and weeks and then years and centuries
Disappear for evermore
Old Archie was a rag and bone man
Who cruised the streets all day
With Mabel his trusted friend and companion
Who pulled the four wheel dray
Which he had purloined from a brewery
Which had been closing down
A big old red brick building
That was on the edge of town
Now Mabel was twenty eight years old
A big old dapple grey
Who cost old Archie a fortune
In biscuits and in hay
But they has been together forever
Or so it really seemed
To Archie as he sat upon the seat
Occasionally falling asleep and dreamed
Rag and Bone he used to shout
As loud as loud could be
And people would come out and give
Old clothes and other goods for free
Sometimes around the posh areas
He would have to pay
And that would just set him off
Moaning the rest of the day
For Archie was a tightwad
Money seemed to be welded in his pocket
He even had a few pound notes
Around his neck in an old locket
But it also contained a picture
Of his beloved flo
His wife for many a long year
The Lord decided had to go
So now it was only Mabel and him
Companions till the end
Working together all day long
Archie’s one true friend.
One day whilst out upon their round
Mabel caused a disgrace
Her tummy was not all it should be
She left manure all over the place
P C Smith came running
Stop he shouted loud and clear
Bur Archie being a little bit deaf
He really did not hear
The constable was now running fast
Gaining on the dray
But slipped upon some of Mabel’s mess
As Archie went on his merry way
He landed in a heap in the road
About twenty feet further adrift
Regaining his composure as best he could
Out came his notebook rather swift
I am arresting you he shouted
For causing this sorry mess
So let’s be having you matey
What’s your name and address
By now a crowd had gathered round
Complaining of police brutality
For picking on an old man and his horse
Only a rag and bone man you see
As P C Smith put away his notebook
Realising it was a waste of time
Mrs Jones came from up the road
A lady in her prime
Bucket and spade in hand
She started to scoop up the mess
It’s for my Roses she cried
Spilling some on her dress
Meantime old Archie and Mabel
Started off down the road
Having caused all chaos
His dray now with a full load
It had been just another day for Mabel and him
Who had seen it all, over the past twenty-eight years
A lifetime of hard work and laughter
Along with a few tears
So if you see them out when you’re passing
Just give them a wave and a cheer
Or even better still
Buy them a well earned beer