Ballad of a Ragged Idiot

                                        As I walk the streets, I shuffle along

                                         Whistling a tune, singing a song

                              The hole in my trouser seat lets in the breeze

                         And my well darned socks are pulled up to my knees

                             The Sun shines down like gold coins on my face

                                And the wind blows my hair all over the place

                              Not that I have much, time has withered it away

                            So my bald patch shines brightly on a hot sunny day

                          My battered old boots have seen many a day, in and out

                          With holes in the soles the water comes in and pours out

                                      But I trundle around, without a care

                             Doing odd jobs to earn a bob here and there

                            I sleep soundly at night lying under the stars

                              No drinking for me, no nightclubs or bars

                 With the Moon as my light bulb my bedrooms always lit

                           So I mostly sleep soundly, only snoring a bit

                      In the morning it’s a scrounge round for something to eat

                           Then I find a nice park bench; sit my bum on a seat

                        Good Morning, good morning I say as people pass by

                      Returned occasionally by an offensive remark, that I just let lie

                   It’s a long way from the trenches in the fields of Verdun long ago

                         Where I fought years earlier with my comrades in tow

                 Amongst the bullets and the blood crawling low across fields

                              To fight a war in which neither side yields

                         The mortars drop constantly, the bullets whiz by

                           As my comrades drop regularly, sadly to die

                        How long will this last we tend to ask each other

                        Will I ever return home to my wife and my mother

 

                                Sadly, many didn’t make it, back home at all

                      Lost their lives in the melee, their time ends where they fall

                           The Poppy Fields in France their last resting place

                  A symbol of their courage of the mountain they had to face

                               I was one of the lucky ones – I made it back

                   But the problem never ended, my outlook was black

                              Unable to fit in where I used to be in life

                              Failing to deal with the trouble and strife

           Because of what I had seen and been through, always on my mind

                         Now I just wander the road sleeping where I can find

           Somewhere suitable, anywhere I can leave my bad memories behind

                          Just a mere resemblance of my long ago man

                      Now a shadow in the wilderness with a dull outdoor tan 

                     But the Poppies remind me of that time all those years past

                   Of the fallen friends and comrades that I lost in every bomb blast

                       The blood and the screams hard to erase from one’s mind

                                 All these years later, hard to leave behind

                      But in my raggedy arse trousers and shoes full of holes

                                 I still have a life, how good know one knows

                          But with the Sun and the Moon the Wind and the Rain

                                I will walk with a smile and enjoy life again

 

A matter of Time

 

Time is all we have

In this great world of ours

In between the Sun and Rain

And normal everyday showers

With the pollution from our motor cars

The Ozone layers cracked and holed

Causing global warming

Changing our weather from hot to cold

So how long will we have left?

When the climate change really takes place

And we have no protection from the Sun

It will burn and parch our face

Will little green men from other planets

Come to visit us and say

We are looking for a place to live

Because ours has disintegrated away

So we make the best of the time we have

Before it all comes to the inevitable end that nature has in store

As day and weeks and then years and centuries

Disappear for evermore

Old Archie was a rag and bone man

Who cruised the streets all day

With Mabel his trusted friend and companion

Who pulled the four wheel dray

Which he had purloined from a brewery

Which had been closing down

A big old red brick building

That was on the edge of town

Now Mabel was twenty eight years old

A big old dapple grey

Who cost old Archie a fortune

In biscuits and in hay

But they has been together forever

Or so it really seemed

To Archie as he sat upon the seat

Occasionally falling asleep and dreamed

Rag and Bone he used to shout

As loud as loud could be

And people would come out and give

Old clothes and other goods for free

Sometimes around the posh areas

He would have to pay

And that would just set him off

 Moaning the rest of the day

For Archie was a tightwad

Money seemed to be welded in his pocket

He even had a few pound notes

Around his neck in an old locket

But it also contained a picture

Of his beloved flo

His wife for many a long year

The Lord decided had to go

So now it was only Mabel and him

Companions till the end

Working together all day long

Archie’s one true friend.

One day whilst out upon their round

Mabel caused a disgrace

Her tummy was not all it should be

She left manure all over the place

P C Smith came running

Stop he shouted loud and clear

Bur Archie being a little bit deaf

He really did not hear

The constable was now running fast

Gaining on the dray

But slipped upon some of Mabel’s mess

As Archie went on his merry way

He landed in a heap in the road

About twenty feet further adrift

Regaining his composure as best he could

Out came his notebook rather swift

I am arresting you he shouted

For causing this sorry mess

So let’s be having you matey

What’s your name and address

By now a crowd had gathered round

Complaining of police brutality

For picking on an old man and his horse

Only a rag and bone man you see

As P C Smith put away his notebook

Realising it was a waste of time

Mrs Jones came from up the road

A lady in her prime

Bucket and spade in hand

She started to scoop up the mess

It’s for my Roses she cried

Spilling some on her dress

Meantime old Archie and Mabel

Started off down the road

Having caused all chaos

His dray now with a full load

It had been just another day for Mabel and him

Who had seen it all, over the past twenty-eight years

A lifetime of hard work and laughter

Along with a few tears

So if you see them out when you’re passing

Just give them a wave and a cheer

Or even better still

Buy them a well earned beer