New poems six: fresh thoughts unveiled

Welcome to our latest collection of original poetry. Each piece here is a fresh line of thought, crafted purely from inspiration. We hope you find joy and reflection in these new creations from poeticminds.co.uk.

Cyril the Tramp

 

An old Tramp wandered around locally

When I was young man in my early teens

I used to see him daily wandering around in a daze

Dressed in an old dirty jacket and well worn out jeans

But what made him so memorable, I still think about him to day

Was what was with him was a Badger on an old black lead

With its short legs and Weasel like black and white stripped head

On a seat near an old railway bridge they would often stop to feed

Eating any scraps they found checking out local litter bins

Whatever they found would be their meal of the day

Sometimes they would sit there till night time came

Then they get up and go on their merry way

Where they would spend the night nobody knows

But they were always up bright and early and out on their round

Always walking along cheerfully Cyril whistling a tune

But Bertie his Badger making nary a sound

Passer’s by would just nod and wish them good day

Walk by with smile and a look of surprise and an inquisitive look

Occasionally giving a few pennies as they went passing by

With Cyril and Bertie heading for the old brook

Where they could both par take a drink from the freshwater steam

Eat what morsels of food they to help them through the day

Sitting there silently admiring the view

Enjoying life in their own indomitable way

A more stranger couple it would be hard to find

But they never bothered anyone in their indomitable way

It was strange to see these two stalwarts of the road

One Human one Animal a strange combination to meet at any time of day

They got together on a dark late evening in December

Cyril wandering through the local woods on this winter’s night

Looking for shelter, just a place to lay his weary head,

When he heard this loud noise which gave him a fright

Investigating, he found Bertie caught in an old trap

He freed him immediately and used an old rag to bandage his wound

Then they spent the night together sheltering from the wind and the rain

From that time onward their relationship just bloomed

They have been together now for many a year

I see them quite often out and about on their walk

And always say hello with a smile and give Cyril a ten bob note

I wonder what Bertie would say if only he could talk

The Fractured Todger

Mr Smith a vain and obnoxious man

Overdid one hot steamy night in June

Making love passionately

Under the Stars and the Moon

 

Disturbed by a very large dog

His partner panicked and wanted to run

Who, leaping up, inadvertently kneed Mr Smith in the groin

Which caused damage he had rather had not of been done

 

So off to the doctors he did hurriedly go

With his todger well and truly bent

Moaning and groaning profusely

His love life suddenly well and truly spent

 

The Doctors receptionist Mrs O’Reilly called out next

So approaching the counter he did meekly smile

What’s wrong with you she said, eyeing up Mr Smith

Who was groaning and holding his groin all the while

 

Had an accident he replied, and it got bent

He whispered cautiously not wanting to be overheard

Speak up she bellowed loudly, don’t be shy

What got bent, Oh God, don’t be absurd

 

But it has he shouted temporarily forgetting his plight

With others in the waiting room now listening intently

I’ve definitely bent my thing-a-ma-gig quite badly

It all happened quite accidentally

 

A likely story said Mr’s O’Reilly

And into Dr Roberts he was sent

Who looked up and saw this man holding his groin

And then sat and listened intently to his predicament

 

Explaining how this misfortune happened

About making love and being disturbed

Flopping it out onto the table

The doctor now stared and looked quite perturbed

 

His todger was without doubt

Now well and truly bent

At an angle of forty five degrees half way down

And lent either way in the position it was sent

 

Mr’s Casey, the doctor’s new assistant

Who was the lady in question who caused this mishap

Screamed Oh my God, when she spotted the problem

Lurched forward quickly, slipped, and fell into Smith’s lap

 

A loud scream came from Mr Smith’s person

Who by now was distraught at the sight of his old chap

Now bent and bruised and aching

And leaking like an old kitchen tap

 

The scene was like an old pantomime farce

Because MR’s Casey had by now slipped to the floor

And hearing the commotion, racket and row

Mrs O’Reilly was now stood at the door

 

Mr Smith jumped up

His todger waving free in the air

With Doctor Roberts now creased up with laughter

Who promptly fell off his chair

 

The sight of Mr Smith’s anatomy

All battered and bent

As he ran out of the surgery cursing

No one knowing which way he went

 

When all gained their composures, a mystified look

Had overtaken the laughter that was rampant throughout

When everyone heard in the surgery

What all the fuss was about

 

Meanwhile Mr Smith, damaged todger and all

Had arrived back home by taxi no less

Into the bath for a jolly good soak

How he survived is anyone’s guess

The Ghost Soldier 

As the battalion races into battle

You can hear a Saber rattle

But as we charge with guns a blazing loud

He can be seen, leading the crowd

A Ghost on horseback brilliant white

In his suit of armor a scary sight

No one can believe their eyes it seems

He should only be seen in blood curdling dreams

But to us he is as real, as we are

Like us has traveled very far

Not in miles, but in time

Like a hero in a nursery rhyme

As we charge on and vanquish our foe

A thousand soldiers all in a row

He leads by example from the front

The cannon fire, he bears the brunt

Can the enemy see him we all think?

Or is it only us, and a curse of the drink

Imaginary or real boldly we wonder

We frightened soldiers in a politicians blunder

As the battle rages, he disappears as quickly as he came

And none of us even knew his name

The old man

Worn out from his work

Sat in the old chair dreaming

If only I could sell one toy

Or make one dance like a boy

Many years I’ve carved away

Chipping bit by bit each day

Hours and hour’s I’ve spent

Creating each detail small and unique

With tiny hands and feet

Hoping one day to make a living

Being paid for doing something I love

As the old man fell asleep

He had a visitor

Unbeknown to him his guardian Angel

Who had been watching him for a while

And was now going to make his dream come true

So whilst he was asleep

All the toys he had made over the years

Came to life

And suddenly his workshop was a hive of activity

By morning the toys had made many new friends

And the shelves were full of exciting new toys

All made from wood

They had even made a sign for the outside of the shop

Old Frederick was awakened by a noise from outside

Looking out through the window he saw a crowd

So out he went to see what all the fuss was about

But as he arose from his chair

He was greeted by hundreds of little toys on the shelves

He stared in amazement

Outside the street was buzzing with activity

Little Boys and Girls were staring in at the window

Eyes wide open in delight

As Frederick went out into the street

He saw the sign Fredericks Toy Store

What on earth he thought to himself

Am I dreaming?

It’s no dream said a quiet voice

All these years you have toiled

With no thought of yourself

Thinking only of the children

And they had prayed for your good fortune

So I have come to make their dreams come true

So Fredericks Toy Store was born

To this day he never knew how the toys were made

But each night whilst he now sleeps

The toys come to life to ensure the shelves are always full

And although his Guardian Angel has disappeared

She is never far away

So always remember

If you pray hard enough and dream

Sometimes what you wish for will come true

Nurse Mary

Mary is a district nurse

She travels round each day

To see her patients, give them the care they need

As she wends her merry way

She has her trusty bicycle

Which is nearly as old as she?

But it lets her peddle for miles and miles

So she is as fit as fit can be

In her basket which fits upon the front

She carries all she may need

And she can be seen by every one

Travelling around at her own speed

There’s Mrs Maguire at Appleton Court

A saintly woman of means

But her health is not what it should be

And when Mary calls her face just gleams

To see someone so caring

Who looks after all her needs?

And to while away the time and make some tea

And bring happiness, she always succeeds

Old Mr Partridge at Apple Road

Who lives alone now his wife has passed away

Who is a miserable old so and so

But who Mary still calls on every day

She cooks and cleans but he still moans

The world need’s putting to right

He complains he needs more money from the state

To pay for his television and his heat and light

Saint Mary listens, but has problems of her own

Which intermingles with her own woes?

Being recently diagnosed with cancer

But she feels that’s the way it goes

So she must grin and bear it

Still thinks of others before herself

Has no one at home to turn to

She is a spinster left on the shelf

Married to her profession

Always putting others first

And as usual in life for caring people

They always come off worst

But Old Molly Catapult

A name to conjure with its true

Said it must have been a shot in the dark

Because her family were a motley crew

But Molly loved her garden

Where flowers bloomed all year

And Mary used to help her weed it

They enjoyed doing it together never fear

But as time went by Mary’s health became worse

She began to get tired more quickly than before

And when twilight time is near at hand

She is glad just to get through her own front door

But this particular morning she never arrived at all

No smile for Mrs Maguire, or any of the others too

Mrs Catapult felt so all alone

She did not know what to do

But she contacted the local policeman

Who called to see if Mary was all right?

And after breaking into her cottage

Found she had passed away that night

All her friends were saddened by the news

Her patients most of all

But they all knew how ill she was

And the reaper would someday call

And now in the memorial garden

Just away up the road from the infant school

They have erected a memorial garden

With a Plaque and ornamental pool

Because Mary was the person

On whom all the village could rely

And would be remembered by all that knew her

And even those who passed it by

The work that someone like Mary does

Is sometimes never really appreciated to the fullest extent

Until the day they are no longer there, then it becomes so evident